RAJ PARAMPARA

               RAJ   PARAMPARA

Jab hum chote the, tab hum kahaaniyon mein Raja, Rani, Rajkumar, Rajkumari ke baare mein sunte the. Lekin humne Raja, Raniyon ko nahi dekha.

Before independence, real Raja the. After independence, Raj Parampara ko nikaal diya gaya.

Lekin, Congress (I) mein, Raj Parampara abhi bhi baaki hain.

Kal,

Prime Minister Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru – Raja

Prime Minister Indira Gandhi – Rajkumari

Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi – Yuvraaj

Aaj,

Rajmata (Italy+India) – Sonia Gandhi (AICC President)

Rajkumar – Rahul Gandhi (AICC Vice President)

Aur Kal (Shaayad),

Rajkumari - Priyanka Gandhi (??)

Jamai Raja – Robert Vadra (??)

Allahabad ke Kumbh mele mein ek poster lagaaya hain.

Rahul Gandhi ko bhasma laga kar, teesri aankh karke, neeche Neelkanth likha hain.

Bhagwan Shiv ke teesri aankh atindriya shakti (sixth sense) ka tha. Past, present & future ke baare mein sab kuch Shiv ko maaloom hota tha.

Congress ke logon ko do aankh theek se nahi dikhta. Teesri aankh kyun?

Shiv ne Amrit Manthan mein aaye huye vish (poison) ko logon ki raksha karne ke liye khud piya tha. Isliye Shiv ka gala neela ho gaya tha. Isliye Shiv ko Vishkanth, Neelkanth bolte hain.

Rahul Gandhi ke photo ke neeche Vishkantha, Neelkantha likha hain. Kya woh vish peeta hai?

Sonia Gandhi ko ghode par bitha kar Jhansi ki Rani Laxmibai kaha hai. Jhansi ki Rani Laxmibai ne Britishers ke against swaatantra ke liye ladaai ki thi. Lekin yeh Jhansi ki Rani Sonia Gandhi 1968 mein shaadi karke bhi 1991 mein Rajiv Gandhi ki hatyaa tak (23 years) Italian citizen thi. Aur ghode ke badle aeroplane pe baith kar Italy jaane wali thi.

Sonia Gandhi ko Jhansi ki Rani kehna, Jhansi ki Rani Laxmibai ki insult hain.