Godhra attack & Congress

         Godhra attack & Congress

Narendra Modi ne Delhi ke Shriram College Of Commerce mein kaha, "Hum snake charmers se mouse charmers ban gaye hain"

Tab Congress ke logon ne kaha, "Yeh regressive statement hain"

Regressive means falling down to less developed state. Matlab upar se neeche girnaa.

Kyunki Congress mein uneducated aur silly log zyaada hain, isliye Congress ke logon ne samjha hoga 'mouse' in this statement means 'rat'

Britishers kehte the, "India is the land of snakes"

Narendra Modi ne kaha hua mouse 'Computer ka mouse' hain.

Narendra Modi ka matlab tha ki hum Indians Computer & Technology mein bahut intelligent hain.

Narendra Modi ne kaha ki Gujarat ka namak sabhi jagah jaata hain.

Isliye Twitter par Shakeel Ahmed ne kaha ki Narendra Modi ne Gujarat ka namak khaa kar khoon bahaaya hain.

Yaha hum thoda comedy karke bataana chahte hain.

Congress ke Rasheed Alvi aur Congress ke Shakeel Ahmad in a conversation with each other,

Rashid Alvi : Lekin Gujarat ke Hindu people se pehle, hamare Muslim logon ne Godhra mein khoon bahaaya tha.

Gujarati women & children were returning after a pilgrimage, from Ayodhya to Gujarat by Sabarmati Express. Our Muslim people locked the train from outside, poured kerosene & burnt that compartment. Around 60 Hindu women & children died in the Godhra attack.

After the Godhra attack, violence started between Hindu & Muslims & many people died.

We took 10 years to give justice to the people who died because of the burnt compartment. And later, we called the deliberate burning as a short-circuit to save our Muslim people.

Shakeel Ahmed : Aisa hain kya? Mujhe maaloom nahi tha.

Rashid Alvi : I'll tell you another secret. Don't tell anybody. Kyunki hum Congress ka namak khaate hain, Isliye humko Namak Haraam nahi, Namak Halal hona chaahiye.

Shakeel Ahmed : Woh secret kya hain? Aur yeh namak jiske baare mein aap ne bataaya, woh namak kaha ka hain? Gujarat ka hain kya?

Rashid Alvi : After Indira Gandhi's Sikh bodyguards killed her in Delhi, Congress people killed 2000 Sikh people in Delhi. Aaj tak hum soch rahe hain ki Sikh logon ko, murders ke baare mein kya jawaab de! Shakeel saab, aaj ke baad kuch bhi Twitter pe likhne se pehle mujhse poochke likhna. Kyunki aapki knowledge kam hain. Itne din aap bhaashan karte the na, ab aap twitter pe kaise gaye??

Shakeel Ahmed : Main Ranbir Kapoor ka fan hoon. Ranbir ne jaise Rockstar film mein chillaake gaana gaaya, waise maine Rajasthan mein cheekh cheekh kar bhaashan kiya tha. Iss liye meri aawaz baith gayi hain. Isliye main bhaashan nahin kar sakta. Isliye main ab apne stupid comments Twitter pe likhta hoon.

Rashid Alvi : Hum Rahul Gandhi ko aage laane ke liye bahut try karte hain. Phir bhi Rahul youth ho kar bhi Modi se kyun peeche jaata hain?

Shakeel Ahmed : Shaayad Rahul Gandhi Gujarat ka namak, Gujarat ki bhindi, Gujarat ke tomatoes nahin khaata hoga. Aur Gujarat ka Amul milk nahi pitaa hoga. Shaayad Rahul Italy ka pasta aur pizza khaata hoga. Isliye woh Narendra Modi jaisa strong nahi hain.

Rashid Alvi : Aage tum kuch bhi bhaashan karo ya twitter pe likho, mera advice lekar karo. Kyunki meri history tumhari history se thodi better hain.