Kahaani

                                      KAHAANI                 

Yeh Vidya Balan ki 'Kahaani' nahi hain.

Yeh ek imaginary kahaani hain.

Iss kahaani mein maa apne bete se kehti hain,

Maa : Beta, tum kab shaadi karoge? Sabhi log mujhse poochte hai ki bete ki shaadi kab karwaaoge. Main yeh sawaal sun sun ke pak gayi hoon.

Beta : Maa, mere saath bhi yeh hi hota hain. Sabhi log mujhse poochte hain ki main kab shaadi karoonga.

Maa : Beta, maine tumhari umar mein shaadi karke bacche bhi paida kiye the! Ab tum middle age ke ho gaye ho.

Beta : Maa, maine ek ladki ko choona hain. Woh baahar desh ki hain.

Maa : Bahaar desh ki NAHIIIIIIIII..!! Beta, tumhe maloom nahi..?? Baahar ka khaana is injurious to health.

Beta : Maa, aap bhi toh baahar desh ki ho. Phir bhi meri daadi ne aap ko accept kiya tha.

Maa :  Lekin beta, main baahar desh ki hoon. Isliye main jaanti hoon ki bahaar desh ki ladkiyaan bahut cunning hoti hain.
Main dance mein expert thi. Isliye maine tumhaare pitaa ji ko apne dancing tune pe nachaaya tha. Aur isi liye maine tumhari daadi ko bhi impress kiya.

Beta : Maa, maine jis ladki ko pasand kiya hai woh bhi dance jaanti hain.

Maa : Lekin main iss ladki ka dance nahi jaanti hoon. Aur ab main buddhi ho gayi hoon. Ab main dance nahi seekh sakti.

Beta : Lekin aap sabhi ko apne dance se nachaate ho na, Maa.

Maa : Naa beta, main Shri Krishna ji ki bhakta hoon. Jaise Shri Krishna ji ne Gowardhan parvat ko ek ungli se utha kar sabhi ko raksha diya tha, waise main sirf ek ungli se sabhi logon ko nachaati hoon.

Beta : Toh main sanyaasi banoonga.

Maa : Woh theekh hain. Mujhe bhi shaanti milegi. Nahin toh woh baahar desh ki ladki mujhse dance karwaayegi. Beta, tum ek kaam kar sakte ho. Indian ladkiyaan Indian classical dance acchi tarah se seekhte hain. Woh pehle Guru ko Namaskaar karke, Guru ko respect dete hain. Indian ladki mujhko bhi respect degi. Woh mere ishaare pe naachegi. Main baahar desh ki hoon. Lekin meri bahu meri jaisi cunning fox nahi, Indian cow honi chaahiye.
Ek Sanyaasi hain. Unke paas tum jaao. Woh yoga sikhaate hain. Aur aankh maarna bhi sikhaate hain. Tum yoga seekho ya naa seekho, par aankh maarna unse easily seekh sakte ho.
Isliye aap aankh maar kar ladki ko pataana seekh jaaoge.