BUDGET 2013

                          Budget

The points in red lines come under the new budget plan by Chidambaram

On 28th February 2013, Finance Minister Chidambaram ne budget sunaaya.

*Budget me aam aadmi ke liye kuch nahi tha*

1) India se bahar ke (Imported) cars aur motor cycles mehnge

Aam aadmi's wife : Lekin hum bahar ke car ya motor cycle kyun lenge?

Humare paas desi car aur motor cycle lene ke hi paise nahi hain.

2) Baahar desh se sone ke gehne laaye toh women ke liye 1 Lakh tak service charge nahi aur men ke liye 50,000 tak service charge nahi

Aam aadmi's wife : Hum baahar desh jaayenge aur sona laayenge.

Aam aadmi : Humein sona kharidne ke liye aur bahar desh aane jaane ke liye paisa kaun dega? Tumhara baap dega ya Chidambaram dega?

Aam aadmi's wife : Aaaeeyy!!!! Mere baap pe mat jaaaaana (In Dolly Bindra's style)

3) Women ke liye India's first public sector bank

Aam aadmi's wife : Humare desh mein bank kam hain kya?? Old banks mein rakhne ke liye hi humare paas paise nahi hain. Toh naya bank kyun? Iss naye bank mein paisa rakhne ke liye humein kaun paisa dega?

Aam aadmi : Shaayad Sonia Gandhi aur film actresses ke black money ke liye banaaya hoga. Aur kyunki yeh women bank hain, isliye Swiss Bank mein jo humare Indian ladies ke paise chupaake rakhe hain, usse waapas laakar, iss naye bank mein rakh sakte hain.

4) The women's bank will open with 1000 Crore rupees deposit says Chidambaram

Aam aadmi's wife : Aap Chidambaram ke paas jaa kar unko boliye, "Meri wife naye sarkaari women bank mein paise rakhna chaahti hain. Isliye meri wife ne 50,000 rupees dene ko bola hain"

5) Videshi kapde saste

Aam aadmi's wife : Wahan ke log humare jaise kapde nahi pehnte hain na? Nanga ghumte hain. Isliye unhone humare desh ko woh unused kapde bheja hoga. Isliye videshi kapde saste ho gaye.

6) Joote (shoes) saste

Aam aadmi's wife : Kisko maarne ke liye?

Ek baar Iraq ke aadmi ne America ke President ko jhoote se maara tha.

Aam aadmi : Woh joote isliye saste ho gaye hain kyunki hum log bahut saare joote khareed ke corrupt politicians ko maar sakte hain.

7) Sabhi saamaan mehngaa kiya hain jaise ki current bill, water bill, kitchen ka cylinder, petrol, diesel, groceries, vegetables etc

Aam aadmi's wife : Ab se humko weekly do din upvaas karna chaahiye kyunki paani aur gas ka kharcha kam hoga.

8) Sonia Gandhi ke dream project food security ke liye 10,000 crore dene ka promise Chidambaram ne kiya

Aam aadmi : Yeh dream project ka matlab kya hain?

Aam aadmi's wife : Mujhe bhi nahi maaloom! Shaayad Sonia Gandhiji ke 1 year ke personal food ke liye dete honge. Shaayad woh apne liye Italy se pizza aur pasta mangwaati hogi.

9) Pehli baar jo naya ghar lena chaahte hain, unhone 25 Lakhs tak loan liya toh, unko 1 Lakh discount milegaa

Aam aadmi (to wife) : Lekin hum jaise aam logon ko 24 Lakhs loan, bina security ke aur kam interest par loan kaun dega?? Shaayad Chidambaram ji ne tum jaise mahilaon ke liye banaaye huye 1st Indian women bank mein  se India ke aam women ko bina security ke aur kam interest ka loan milegaa.