Wednesday 20 February 2013

Kya phone tapping karna theek hain?


Kya phone tapping karna theek hain?


Arun Jaitley BJP ke netaa hain. Lekin kisi ko bhi unka phone illegally record karne ka haq nahi hain.

Arun Jaitley ke calls record ek jaasoos (detective) aadmi ne kiya tha jiska naam Neeraj hain. Neeraj ne paise de kar Police Constable Arvind Dabbas se Arun Jaitley ka call details nikalwaaya tha. Phir Neeraj ne saare details Anurag aur Nitish ko diya.

Kya yeh gair kaanooni nahi hain..??

Agar Arun Jaitley doosre logon ke calls record karwaayenge toh, kya woh log chup baithenge..??

Press Council of India ke Chairman, Markandey Katju ne kaha ki Arun Jaitley ne resignation denaa chaahiye

Aur Markandey Katju ne 'The Hindu' newspaper mein likha tha ki Narendra Modi Hitler hain.

Humein lagta hain ki kyunki yeh Germany nahi hain aur yeh India hain, isliye yeh Germany ka Hitler nahi hoga.

Katju ne kaha hua Hitler alag hain.
Narendra Modi is  H-Highly
                             I-Intelligent
                             T-Totally
                             L-Loyal
                             E-Efficient
                             R-Rising Star

2002 Godhra incident mein Muslim logon ne Hindu ladies & children (Totally 60) ke compartment jalaa kar unko maar daala tha. Uske baad Hindu-Muslim dangaa ho gaya.

2002 se 2013 tak kya KaTju kaju khaa rahe the?

Ab Katju ko article likhne ka yaad aaya..??

Congress ke logon ne bhi kam kaam nahi kiya!

Yeh Katju ko maaloom nahi hoga.

1984 mein Indira Gandhi ke death ke baad Congress Government was the ruling party. Tab Congress Government ne 2000 Sikh logon ki hatya Delhi mein ki thi. Iska justice Sikh logon ko milaa ya nahi. Yeh maaloom nahi..!!

In 1991 Sri Lanka mein, Sri Lanka ke logon ke beech aur India se Sri Lanka gaye huye Tamilians ke beech jhagda hua tha. Tab woh Sri Lanka ka internal matter tha. Lekin Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi ne Indian military ko Sri Lanka bhej kar, Sri Lanka ke Indian Tamil logon ko maar daala tha.

Un Tamil logon ko justice milaa yaa nahi. Maaloom nahi..!!

Narendra Modi ka naam sun kar Congress ke log darte honge. Isliye woh Modi ka naam kharaab karna chahte hain.

Desh ke Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde bolte hain, "Rahul Gandhi ka bhaashan sun kar sabhi log (Opposite party people) darr gaye honge"

Darne ke liye kitne logon ne Rahul Gandhi ka bhaashan suna hain?

Congress ke aur ek netaa Uttar Pradesh ke Mantri Beni Prasad, Gonda mein kehte hain, "Main Rahul ko Pradhan Mantri banaaunga, chaahe woh mujhe kitna bhi daante"

Isse maaloom hota hain ki Congress mein sirf ek aadmi ke opinion se Prime Minister chunaa jaata hain. Beni Prasad senior ho kar bhi Rahul se daant khaana pasand karte hain.

Monday 18 February 2013

Women ki suraksha Bharat mein


Women ki suraksha Bharat mein


Sanskrit mein ek shlok hain,

"Yatra Naaryastu Poojyante,
Ramante Tatra Devataaha: "

Meaning : ‘Jahan women ki pooja hoti hain,
Wahan Bhagwan rehte hain’

Mahatma Gandhiji ne ek baar kaha tha, "Jab ek ladki ya aurat North ke Kashmir se South ke Kanyakumari tak akeli without fear jaa sakti hain, tab main samjhoongaa desh ko really freedom milaa hain"

Lekin aaj ke Mahilaaon ko dekh kar dukh hota hain. Congress ki Minister of Women & Child Development Renuka Chaudhary bolti hain, "BJP ke Narendra Modi mahila virodhi (against) hain"

Yahan thodi comedy laana chaahte hain.

Press ne Renuka ji se poocha,

Press : Modi ne kya kiya? Aap unko mahila virodhi bolti hain.

Renuka C : Mujhe bhi nahi pata kya kiya hain!

Press : Phir aapne kyun aisa kahaan ki Narendra Modi mahilaoon ki against hain?

Renuka C : Main ek mahila hoon. Theek hain? Woh mera virodhi hain. Kyunki main Congress mein aur Modi BJP mein hain. Isliye maine bola ki woh mahila virodhi hain kyunki woh mere virodhi hain.

Press : Log kehte hain aapke Congress ke ek aadmi Suryanelli rape case mein involved hain. Aap unko bachaa rahe ho.

Renuka C : Rapist ho ya Communist ho, mujhe nahi maloom. Humein High Command itna hi bolti hain ki aap sirf BJP ka naam kharaab karne par concentrate karo aur Congress ke logon ko bachaao.

Press : India ke capital Delhi mein Chief Minister Sheila Dixit, ladies ho kar bhi bolti hain, "Delhi is not safe for women"

Iska meaning kya hain? Kya aap iske baare mein kuch nahin kar sakte?

Renuka C : Dekhiye, ek law laa sakte hain. Hume maaloom hain ki rapist ko hang kiya toh, baaki saare rapists log darr jaayenge.

Lekin humne rapist hang law laaya toh aur agar humare politicians ya unke bacchon ne kisi ko rape kiya toh, hum unko kaise bachaa sakte hain???? Unko bhi hang karna padegaa!!!!

Isliye hum rapist hang law nahi laate hain. Agar rapist hang law nahi hain toh hum High Court, Supreme Court mein appeal karke or bail dekar, hum unhe raksha de sakte hain. Isliye hum log hang law laakar rapists ko daraanaa nahi chaahte hain.

Saturday 16 February 2013

Vijay Mallya


                           Vijay Mallya
(Owner of Kingfisher Airlines, Kingfisher beer & IPL's Royal Challengers Bengaluru)

We are against alcohol. This is an imaginary article written for fun.

Aam Aadmi (Mango Man) : Vijay Mallya ji, aap kisliye Kingfisher airlines ke loan bhar nahi rahe ho?

Vijay Mallya : Kyunki mere saare rupaye London se Mahatma Gandhiji ke saamaan auction karke laane mein khatam ho gaye.

Aam Aadmi : Sabhi bol rahe hain ki aapne beer ka paisa usme daala. Kya yeh sach hain?

Vijay Mallya : Main sirf beer sell karta hoon. Usme bahut alcohol nahi hota. Sirf 4% to 6% alcohol hota hain. Lekin humare politicians drugs sell karnewaalo ko bhi nahi pakadte.

Aam Aadmi : Aap calendar mein ladkiyon par bahut paisa kharch karte ho. Isliye aapka loss hua hoga.

Vijay Mallya : Lekin humare Indian women itne modern huye hain ki Poonam Pandey aur Sherlyn Chopra jaise log apne nange (naked) photos twitter pe dikhaate hain, woh bhi binaa paise ke. Aur Sherlyn Chopra bolti hain, "Mere baap zinda hote toh mujhpar proud feel karte"

Lekin Sherlyn ko nahi maloom hain ki shaayad inke dressing sense dekh kar hi inke pitaa pehle guzar gaye honge.

Aam Aadmi : Agar aapko Kingfisher Airlines ko zinda rakhna hain toh, aap Ekta Kapoor ke paas jaayiye. Unke ek astrologer hain.

Vijay Mallya : Lekin Ekta Kapoor ke bhai Tusshar Kapoor ko gungaa karke bhi, pants ke neeche ka hissa dikha kar bhi, woh astrologer usse popular nahi banaa sakaa, mujhe kya banaayegaa..??

Aam Aadmi : Aur ek astrologer hain. Bigg Boss ka astrologer.

Vijay Mallya : Shaayad uss astrologer ne Bigg Boss ko bataaya hoga, “Aap aage mat aayiye. Kisi ne aapko dekha toh Bigg Boss show flop ho jaayegaa”

Phir bhi main mere Kingfisher airlines ki raksha karne ke liye uss astrologer ke paas jaaongaa.

Bigg Boss ka astrologer : Aap ki destiny (naseeb) acchi hain. Lekin teen chaar gadbad hain. Change karna chaahiye.

Vijay Mallya : Kya gadbad hain?

Astrologer : 1) Aapne apne Kingfisher ka naam hataakar Queen Fisher rakhna chaahiye. Nahin toh aur ek solution hain,

2) High command ka hand aapke sar ke upar honaa chaahiye. Aur Airlines ka naam Ladies Finger rakhna chaahiye kyunki Ladies finger (High Command) ki ungli mein bahut taakat hoti hain. Aur,

3) Aapke IPL team ke logon ne aapse itne saare paise liye hain ki aapko bank se loan lene ki zaroorat hi nahi hain. Un players se aap loan le sakte hain. Aur,

4) Royal ka R nikaal kar L rakhna chaahiye. Isse Loyal Challengers hota hain. Isse aapki team kitni loyal hain aur aapke liye kitne challenges lete hain, woh aapko maloom padegaa.

Wednesday 13 February 2013

Kahaani


                                      KAHAANI                 

Yeh Vidya Balan ki 'Kahaani' nahi hain.


Yeh ek imaginary kahaani hain.


Iss kahaani mein maa apne bete se kehti hain,


Maa : Beta, tum kab shaadi karoge? Sabhi log mujhse poochte hai ki bete ki shaadi kab karwaaoge. Main yeh sawaal sun sun ke pak gayi hoon.


Beta : Maa, mere saath bhi yeh hi hota hain. Sabhi log mujhse poochte hain ki main kab shaadi karoonga.


Maa : Beta, maine tumhari umar mein shaadi karke bacche bhi paida kiye the! Ab tum middle age ke ho gaye ho.


Beta : Maa, maine ek ladki ko choona hain. Woh baahar desh ki hain.


Maa : Bahaar desh ki NAHIIIIIIIII..!! Beta, tumhe maloom nahi..?? Baahar ka khaana is injurious to health.


Beta : Maa, aap bhi toh baahar desh ki ho. Phir bhi meri daadi ne aap ko accept kiya tha.


Maa :  Lekin beta, main baahar desh ki hoon. Isliye main jaanti hoon ki bahaar desh ki ladkiyaan bahut cunning hoti hain.

Main dance mein expert thi. Isliye maine tumhaare pitaa ji ko apne dancing tune pe nachaaya tha. Aur isi liye maine tumhari daadi ko bhi impress kiya.

Beta : Maa, maine jis ladki ko pasand kiya hai woh bhi dance jaanti hain.


Maa : Lekin main iss ladki ka dance nahi jaanti hoon. Aur ab main buddhi ho gayi hoon. Ab main dance nahi seekh sakti.


Beta : Lekin aap sabhi ko apne dance se nachaate ho na, Maa.


Maa : Naa beta, main Shri Krishna ji ki bhakta hoon. Jaise Shri Krishna ji ne Gowardhan parvat ko ek ungli se utha kar sabhi ko raksha diya tha, waise main sirf ek ungli se sabhi logon ko nachaati hoon.


Beta : Toh main sanyaasi banoonga.


Maa : Woh theekh hain. Mujhe bhi shaanti milegi. Nahin toh woh baahar desh ki ladki mujhse dance karwaayegi. Beta, tum ek kaam kar sakte ho. Indian ladkiyaan Indian classical dance acchi tarah se seekhte hain. Woh pehle Guru ko Namaskaar karke, Guru ko respect dete hain. Indian ladki mujhko bhi respect degi. Woh mere ishaare pe naachegi. Main baahar desh ki hoon. Lekin meri bahu meri jaisi cunning fox nahi, Indian cow honi chaahiye.

Ek Sanyaasi hain. Unke paas tum jaao. Woh yoga sikhaate hain. Aur aankh maarna bhi sikhaate hain. Tum yoga seekho ya naa seekho, par aankh maarna unse easily seekh sakte ho.
Isliye aap aankh maar kar ladki ko pataana seekh jaaoge.

Godhra attack & Congress


         Godhra attack & Congress

Narendra Modi ne Delhi ke Shriram College Of Commerce mein kaha, "Hum snake charmers se mouse charmers ban gaye hain"

Tab Congress ke logon ne kaha, "Yeh regressive statement hain"

Regressive means falling down to less developed state. Matlab upar se neeche girnaa.

Kyunki Congress mein uneducated aur silly log zyaada hain, isliye Congress ke logon ne samjha hoga 'mouse' in this statement means 'rat'

Britishers kehte the, "India is the land of snakes"

Narendra Modi ne kaha hua mouse 'Computer ka mouse' hain.

Narendra Modi ka matlab tha ki hum Indians Computer & Technology mein bahut intelligent hain.

Narendra Modi ne kaha ki Gujarat ka namak sabhi jagah jaata hain.

Isliye Twitter par Shakeel Ahmed ne kaha ki Narendra Modi ne Gujarat ka namak khaa kar khoon bahaaya hain.

Yaha hum thoda comedy karke bataana chahte hain.

Congress ke Rasheed Alvi aur Congress ke Shakeel Ahmad in a conversation with each other,

Rashid Alvi : Lekin Gujarat ke Hindu people se pehle, hamare Muslim logon ne Godhra mein khoon bahaaya tha.

Gujarati women & children were returning after a pilgrimage, from Ayodhya to Gujarat by Sabarmati Express. Our Muslim people locked the train from outside, poured kerosene & burnt that compartment. Around 60 Hindu women & children died in the Godhra attack.

After the Godhra attack, violence started between Hindu & Muslims & many people died.

We took 10 years to give justice to the people who died because of the burnt compartment. And later, we called the deliberate burning as a short-circuit to save our Muslim people.

Shakeel Ahmed : Aisa hain kya? Mujhe maaloom nahi tha.

Rashid Alvi : I'll tell you another secret. Don't tell anybody. Kyunki hum Congress ka namak khaate hain, Isliye humko Namak Haraam nahi, Namak Halal hona chaahiye.

Shakeel Ahmed : Woh secret kya hain? Aur yeh namak jiske baare mein aap ne bataaya, woh namak kaha ka hain? Gujarat ka hain kya?

Rashid Alvi : After Indira Gandhi's Sikh bodyguards killed her in Delhi, Congress people killed 2000 Sikh people in Delhi. Aaj tak hum soch rahe hain ki Sikh logon ko, murders ke baare mein kya jawaab de! Shakeel saab, aaj ke baad kuch bhi Twitter pe likhne se pehle mujhse poochke likhna. Kyunki aapki knowledge kam hain. Itne din aap bhaashan karte the na, ab aap twitter pe kaise gaye??

Shakeel Ahmed : Main Ranbir Kapoor ka fan hoon. Ranbir ne jaise Rockstar film mein chillaake gaana gaaya, waise maine Rajasthan mein cheekh cheekh kar bhaashan kiya tha. Iss liye meri aawaz baith gayi hain. Isliye main bhaashan nahin kar sakta. Isliye main ab apne stupid comments Twitter pe likhta hoon.

Rashid Alvi : Hum Rahul Gandhi ko aage laane ke liye bahut try karte hain. Phir bhi Rahul youth ho kar bhi Modi se kyun peeche jaata hain?

Shakeel Ahmed : Shaayad Rahul Gandhi Gujarat ka namak, Gujarat ki bhindi, Gujarat ke tomatoes nahin khaata hoga. Aur Gujarat ka Amul milk nahi pitaa hoga. Shaayad Rahul Italy ka pasta aur pizza khaata hoga. Isliye woh Narendra Modi jaisa strong nahi hain.

Rashid Alvi : Aage tum kuch bhi bhaashan karo ya twitter pe likho, mera advice lekar karo. Kyunki meri history tumhari history se thodi better hain.

Thursday 7 February 2013

NARENDRA MODI


              NARENDRA MODI

Narendra Modi Gujarat ke Chief Minister hain. He has become Chief Minister of Gujarat 3 times & he rightly deserves the position. He supports the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP).

Kal Modi ne Delhi ke Shriram College of Commerce mein youngsters ko speech diya.

Unhone Gujarat ke progress ke baare mein bahut bataaya.

Canada se aaye huye Indian aadmi Modi se mile. Woh aadmi Gujarat mein ek factory shuru karna chahte the. Modi ne apne department ke logon ke saat uss aadmi ki connection kar di. Ek saal baad uss aadmi ne factory shuru ki aur Modi ko inauguration ke liye bulaaya. 6 months ke baad uss aadmi ne apni nayi factory mein Delhi ka 1st Metro coach banaaya. Modi bahut impressed ho gaye.

Modi kehte hain, "Nav jawan agar chaahe toh Desh ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hain"

And Modi helps such people who work for the development of our Nation.

Modi Gujarat Governement ke 1/3rd fund agriculture ke liye, 1/3rd fund industry ke liye aur 1/3rd fund service ke liye use karte hain.

Modi ne kaha, "Kyunki Gujarat ke farmers cotton tayyaar karte hain, uss cotton se fabric tayyaar hote hain, fabric se fashion banta hain aur fashion foreign jaata hain"

So Gujarat is one of the leading States in fabrics export.

Modi said, "Gujarat's Amul milk & milk products goes to Delhi & even Singapore.

Gujarat's tomatoes go to Afghanistan.

Gujarat's lady’s fingers (bhindi) go to Europe.

Gujarat has 42 Universities.

Gujarat has the World's FIRST Forensic Science University. Many foreign countries want to align themselves with Gujarat's Forensic Science University.

Gujarat was a desert before. There used to be a lot of water problem. But now we are one of the leading states in water supply.

We have a college where people are given police training. Any interested person can join irrespective of their height. It is a 5 year course in which they are given knowledge & training about everything including the law. We have many young policemen in Gujarat of the age 20-25 years. In Gujarat, even constables are aware of technology and know how to use a computer.

Britishers used to call us Snake Charmers.

Now we have changed from Snake Charmers to Mouse Charmers (which means expert in Computer &Technology)

We have a school for the training of teachers. This is a school where teachers are given the best training to teach children because education must be good. When we can export vegetables, fruits, milk & fabrics to other countries, why not export even teachers to the foreign countries??

To transport bananas without them getting spoilt, we have improved the roads.

Gujarat's salt that was given by Gandhiji during the salt satyagraha against Britishers is now transported to all the states.

Let us make the best ayurvedic medicine without any defect & with good packaging. Let Indian goods be blindly accepted for their excellent quality by other country people”

So friends, this is just a small part of the developments that Narendra Modi has made.

Within 10 years, Modi developed Gujarat state so much that today even Amitabh Bachchan says to people, "Guzar ke aao thode din Gujarat mein"

Modi is like Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel & Lal Bahadur Shastri.

Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel because he united India by joining 562 small states to India which wanted to rule independently. He was the ‘Iron Man Of India’

Lal Bahadur Shastri because his slogan was ‘Jai Jawan Jai Kishan’ which means that we are completely dependent on soldiers and farmers & hence we must respect them.

Modi also gives importance & funds to farmers & police force.

*Saare intelligent log, politician nahi ban sakte hain.
Magar saare politicians ko intelligent hona chaahiye*

Modi is very intelligent. He has the ability to develop India to a greater extent. He also has the sincerity, honesty, dedication, will power, intelligence & strength to take India to the top level in the world. Modi is a patriotic person.

So Modi is capable and the best candidate to become the Prime Minister of India.

People, please vote for BJP in your respective states so that if BJP wins in most states, Narendra Modi has great chances of being the Indian Prime Minister.

If we want India to improve & develop as the leading country with reduced corruption & more safety to people, we should VOTE for BJP for Narendra Modi.

Wednesday 6 February 2013

Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel (The Iron Man of India)


Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel (The Iron Man of India)

Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel was born at Nadiad in Gujarat on 31st October 1875 at his maternal uncle's place.

He was brought up in Anand at his home along with his siblings where today Amul milk & dairy products factory exists.

His father was a landlord. Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel was a lawyer.

Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel fought for Indian independence against Britishers. He was a great patriot & was not scared of anyone. Vallabhbhai Patel was called as The Iron Man Of India. He was also called as Sardar (which means Chief).

After India got independence, Patel was the first Home Minister & the first Deputy Prime Minister of India.

During India-Pakistan partition, Vallabhbhai supported the shelterless Hindu & Sikh refugees who were kicked out from Pakistan by Muslims. Vallabhbhai Patel collected funds in order to give the homeless refugees food & shelter. He even requested & ordered Indian people not to kill or hurt Indian Muslims & gave them security.

He understood that the Delhi & Punjab policemen were personally affected by the murders of their Hindu & Sikh family & friends in Pakistan during the partition. Hence Patel called out the Indian Army with South Indian regiments to restore order & peace.

After independence, many large & small States of India wanted to rule independently as a separate State. To bring unity among the Indians & to unite the Nation, Patel took the help of military force and combined nearly 562 States & made India a United Nation.

Among such separately governing states were Kashmir, Jamnagar in Gujarat, Hyderabad in Andhra Pradesh etc. Patel joined nearly 562 such states to India. Hence Patel is known as 'The Iron Man Of India'

Ghajini Mohammad attacked Somnath temple of Shiva 17 times.

Vallabhbhai Patel reconstructed Somnath temple on Government expenses as he considered the temple as one of the National Heritages of India. Patel faced opposition from many people during the reconstruction, but still he went against them & reconstructed the Somnath Temple with Government expenses in 1948.

He died on 15th December 1950. If he was alive for some more years, he would have improved India to a larger extent.

We need such patriotic, sincere, honest & strong politicians like Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel in our Nation.

Mughals destroyed many Hindu temples of our country.

For examples, Rama janmabhoomi Ayodhya temple was destroyed by Babur. Ghajini Mohammad, Sikander Lodhi, Mughal Emperor Aurangzeb destroyed many Hindu temples. Aurangzeb destroyed Krishna janmabhoomi Mathura's Krishna Temple. Kashi Vishwanath Temple of Varanasi was destroyed by Mohammad Ghori first & then by Firuz Shah Tughlaq & also by Aurangzeb.

All these destroyed Indian heritage should be reconstructed by the Government by their funds and stop religious fights between Hindus & Muslims.

We need politicians like Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel to bring unity & peace among all Indians irrespective of their religions, castes & states.

JAI HIND! VANDE MATARAM!

RAJ PARAMPARA


               RAJ   PARAMPARA
Jab hum chote the, tab hum kahaaniyon mein Raja, Rani, Rajkumar, Rajkumari ke baare mein sunte the. Lekin humne Raja, Raniyon ko nahi dekha.

Before independence, real Raja the. After independence, Raj Parampara ko nikaal diya gaya.

Lekin, Congress (I) mein, Raj Parampara abhi bhi baaki hain.
Kal,
Prime Minister Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru – Raja
Prime Minister Indira Gandhi – Rajkumari
Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi – Yuvraaj
Aaj,
Rajmata (Italy+India) – Sonia Gandhi (AICC President)
Rajkumar – Rahul Gandhi (AICC Vice President)
Aur Kal (Shaayad),
Rajkumari - Priyanka Gandhi (??)
Jamai Raja – Robert Vadra (??)

Allahabad ke Kumbh mele mein ek poster lagaaya hain.

Rahul Gandhi ko bhasma laga kar, teesri aankh karke, neeche Neelkanth likha hain.

Bhagwan Shiv ke teesri aankh atindriya shakti (sixth sense) ka tha. Past, present & future ke baare mein sab kuch Shiv ko maaloom hota tha.

Congress ke logon ko do aankh theek se nahi dikhta. Teesri aankh kyun?

Shiv ne Amrit Manthan mein aaye huye vish (poison) ko logon ki raksha karne ke liye khud piya tha. Isliye Shiv ka gala neela ho gaya tha. Isliye Shiv ko Vishkanth, Neelkanth bolte hain.

Rahul Gandhi ke photo ke neeche Vishkantha, Neelkantha likha hain. Kya woh vish peeta hai?

Sonia Gandhi ko ghode par bitha kar Jhansi ki Rani Laxmibai kaha hai. Jhansi ki Rani Laxmibai ne Britishers ke against swaatantra ke liye ladaai ki thi. Lekin yeh Jhansi ki Rani Sonia Gandhi 1968 mein shaadi karke bhi 1991 mein Rajiv Gandhi ki hatyaa tak (23 years) Italian citizen thi. Aur ghode ke badle aeroplane pe baith kar Italy jaane wali thi.

Sonia Gandhi ko Jhansi ki Rani kehna, Jhansi ki Rani Laxmibai ki insult hain.

Monday 4 February 2013

Congress Roopam


                                          Shakeel
Congress ki               (Congress Roopam)        
                     Shakal

Congress ke Maha Sacheev Shakeel Ahmed ne Rajasthan ke Sikar mein Kisaan Sammelan mein kaha, "BJP ke Lal Krishna Advani Pakistan se Bharat, seva karne ke liye nahi aaye hain, mewa khaane ke liye aaye hain. Unko Pakistan mein hi reh kar Hinduon ki seva karni chaahiye thi"

Tab BJP ke Ravi Shankar Prasad ne kaha, "Manmohan Singh aur Inder Kumar Gujral bhi Pakistan se aaye the. Phir bhi woh dono India ke Prime minister bane. Unhone kyun Pakistan mein hi reh kar Pakistan ke minorities ki seva nahi ki??"

Pakistan se Hindu log after partition apni wahan ki property chod kar khushi se yahan nahi aaye the. Hinduon ko Pakistani logon ne forcefully niraashrit (no shelter) karke bheja tha. Wahan se aaye huye bahut saare niraashrit logon ne yahan aake India ke liye bahut great kaam kiya hain. Examples : Film industry ke Prithviraj Kapoor, Raj Kapoor, Shashi Kapoor, Shammi Kapoor & their family. Manoj Kumar, Dilip Kumar, Dev Anand & brothers, Balraj Sahni, Balraj Sahni ke brother Padmabhushan Bhisham Sahni (Inki likhi huyi novel se Hindi serial Tamas banaayi thi. It was a serial about Hindustan & Pakistan's partition. Tamas is a Sanksrit word which means Darkness), Mr.India film's director Shekhar Kapoor ki family, famous films Border &
LOC-Kargil ke director J P Dutta ki family, Yash Chopra etc.

BJP Politician Lal Krishna Advani, Congress ke Prime Minsiter Dr.Manmohan Singh, Ex-Prime Minister Inder Kumar Gujral Pakistan se aaye the.

Kya Inder Kumar Gujral aur Dr.Manmohan Singh Pakistan se Bharat mewa khaane ke liye aaye the? Unhone Pakistan mein reh kar wahan ke minorities ki seva karni chaahiye thi.

Ravi Shankar Prasad (BJP) ne kaha, "Shakeel Ahmed Congress ke Maha Sacheev hain aur unhone BJP ke L K Advani ke baare mein galat statement diye. Lekin Dr.Manmohan Singh aur Sonia Gandhi Congress ke main leaders ho kar bhi kyun chup baithe hain? Kyun woh log iss baare mein kuch nahin bolte?"

Shaayad Shakeel Ahmed ko Hindustaniyo ne Pakistan ko bhej diya hota toh woh wahan ke Prime Minister ban kar mewa khaate the.

Your bad luck Shakeel Ahmed..!!!!

Ab Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde aur Shakeel Ahmed dono ko combined study karne ke liye badi history book deni chaahiye.

Ahmed Shakeel, tum nahi ho Congress ke vakeel..!!
Dekho apni shakal aur tight karo apni mind ki buckle..!!

Sabhi politicians bolte waqt history book pad kar thoda knowledge lekar statement dijiye.

HOME MINISTER


HOME MINISTER

Indian Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde Said : Pakistani ugrawaadi ne kaha hain, RSS & BJP ne ugrawaad (Terrorism) ko badaaya hain. Yeh sach hain!

Press ne Shindeji se poocha,

Press asked Shinde : Benazir Bhutto ko kisne maara tha?

Shinde (sochte huye) replied : Yeh naam suna suna sa hain. Yeh kaun hain?

Press said to Shinde : Yeh Pakistani Pradan Mantri thi. Unko shoot kiya tha.

Shinde (confused ho kar) replied : Oh! Aisa hain kya? Main history main kaccha hoon. Koi kuch bole toh, main usse sacch kehta hoon. Mujhe nahin maloom tha ki Gruha Mantri ko history ka knowledge hona chaahiye. Aaj se main ek history tutor rakhoonga aur history book padoonga.

Conclusion : (Hum jab bacche the, tab hum ghar-ghar (Home) khelte the. Tabhi bhi hum Shindeji se zyaada matured the. Lekin inko ek desh ke Gruha Mantri (Home Minister) hokar aisa immature statement denaa shobaa deta hain kya??)